You remember how I sometimes have hastily-written, poorly edited things in the Huffington Post? There is a hastily-written, poorly edited piece on Bradley Manning, SF Pride, and Jason Collins now, if you like that sort of thing. It's also up in the Writing section.
Also: a new portrait! It's over in the Submissions section, and right here:
There is new porn! Huzzah!!!
You can find it:
1. At Ray Dragon's website,
2. At Cockyboys, a preview of my trip to Mexico,
3. And at Raging Stallion, where I think I have two of them: one for Monster Bang, and one that is circus themed! Super fun.
Isn't that all exciting? I like to think so. I have a few entries lined up for Dale Does Draw, too. Once I get home I will post them, sure will.
Hi friends. There is some new porn that has been made available:
They are both super-exciting projects that do some work at pushing the boundaries of the staid art form that we call gay male pornography. Do check them out.
NEW PORN: Rocco Reed and I over at Men.com.
NEW DONATION COMIC: $50.00 from Benjamin. My friend had never been to a seder before! So with the help of my very first donation, we had our own. It was super fun. Ben's comic is on its way to him via the post. Yours could be too--donate with the help of that button over on the left, if you'd like.
INTRODUCING: DALE DOES DRAW
Hi, internet. Some things have happened recently. Most importantly, what you see above. I went to the Black Party. Which, if you've never been, is, like, totally nuts. I am nursing a hangover with a cup of tea.
I got some portraits: one of my penis by the excellent EONI, one by a sweet Twitter-American named Cait, and one by a good man named Richard L. They can be found over in the Submissions section, if you're curious, and if you came here, I suspect you are.
What else? Let's see. I've been doing some work, which will be coming up soon, probably. I guess I should wait for it to come out and then talk about it? They involve Oaxaca, Dustbowl-era clown make-up, public speaking, and graffiti. I've been reading a lot. Getting the garden ready for spring. I need to fix my bike.
I hope you're doing well.
V-DAY is over contest!!! The theme was the image above. Thank you all for your entries. The winner is:
"room full of beautiful men; all I wanna do is get boned, & all they wanna do is sit on my massive dick. sometimes it's a curse"
For his winning entry, A. Henderson will receive a lovingly-used copy of Roland Barthes' A Lover's Discourse. Congratulations, A., and thanks to everyone for their lovely entries!
ALSO: Porn!!! As follows:
Once again, I am honored to have been presented with another portrait of myself. This time, it is me as an 8-bit figure, with a Castlevania whip!
Just FYI, I also like artistic works that aren't me-centric.
Can you believe how many portraits I have gotten? I can not believe how many portraits I have gotten. Another, this time it is me as MOTHERFUCKING RAMUH, the MOTHERFUCKING SUMMON from the MOTHERFUCKING FINAL FANTASY SERIES!!!
Isn't that super rad? Everyone knows that Bolt is the best elemental magic, and that Ramuh is the chillest Esper. If I looked like that I would totally do me. It's from the most excellent Varsam Kurnia Suwandi, who has a twitter handle which is: @VarsamKurnia
Also: did you know I did porn? There's something new and it's somewhere buried under the massive continuous content uploads that Men.com does, or so I've been told. And Ray Dragon recently released a video called Lunchtime Milking Club, in which I am milked.
I got me a fancy portrait, yes I did! It's over in the Submissions section.
UPDATE (01.28.2013): I got another one! It's in the submission section, too.
Cockyboys has a new porno that I am in, with a super cute and de-bearded Tommy Defendi.
A friend painted a pretty portrait of me!
A new scene of mine
has been released is about to be released has been released over at Cockyboys. It's me and Anthony Romero. They took some pretty pictures of it.
ATTN: People who have bought books for me from my wishlist
If you purchased any of the following books, they have not yet found their way to me, and I think more than enough time has elapsed. These books appear as "purchased" on my wishlist but I have not heard from the sellers and have no way to contact them, nor the fantastic person who purchased them for me. Again, if you bought one of these books for me, please ask the seller on Amazon what the status of the shipment is, because I don't want you to have wasted your cash, and I want the books so I can send my thank you!
- Beyond the Closet: The Transformation of Gay and Lesbian Life
- Twilight of the Elites: America After Meritocracy
- Crack Wars: Literature, Addiction, Mania
- Why is Sex Fun?: The Evolution of Human Sexuality
- I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
- Sexing the Body: Gender Politics and the Construction of Sexuality
- The Human Use of Human Beings: Cybernetics and Society
- Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man
- On the Museum's Ruins
My next scene for Cockyboys is officially out. It's a ghost story. Unfortunately, I am neither a ghost nor a ghost buster, but regardless I am really excited to have been involved in this project. For reals! I was, though, made in to a curio for it:
"'Popping D.O.’s Cherry' is a major event in the gay porn industry," says Lucas Entertainment, and I can only assume that is because I am in it. No, I did not pop D.O.'s cherry. No, I do not know who D.O. is or what D.O. stands for. And no, I've never liked that euphemism.
I am now officially a Cocky Boy (tm)! Though I always considered myself more of a bumptious boy than a cocky boy.
Are you discreet / discrete / dis Crete?
The Sword has released some stills from the upcoming production I am in for Raging Stallion, stills in which I look like I may be either heartbroken or high. Either way, who needs steroids when you have Photoshop?!
And I just wrapped up some shooting for Cockyboys, where I am in a ghost story! Instagram is very good for communicating that certain semblance of a haunting. Remember, kids: exorcise regularly.
I am grateful to be back home with a mug of something warm.
A preview of one of my scenes in MEN IN THE SAND has gone live over at Ray Dragon's most excellent pornucopia.
Manscapes update: MUSCLE BEAR vs. OTTER
All the boys I have ever loved are now all lined up for easy viewing.
RSS feed is up and running. It's on your left, near the bottom.
Thanks to my insomnia for the site reorganization and update. RSS Feed is next on the list.
The Huffington Post posted an article I penned about the tensions of torsos touching on Grindr.
Welcome to the No Photo Gallery. For no reason at all.
These people and things are different looking:
Also: new porn! Over at Men.com.
You didn't know I was still alive, did you? I am totally still alive.
On that note, the "Dale Needs Books" wishlist has been a resounding success. Thank you all for your misguided charity. However, I have received TWO books that no one has claimed as having bought for me! Are YOU responsible for this low resolution photo?
Roland Barthes' S/Z and John Howard's Men Like That: where did you come from? Shoot me an email so I know who to thank, and a big "OMG TY" to everyone who has contributed to my alternative education.
President Obama and Chief Justice Roberts look like they're about to consummate their oath.
Don't you hate when you have extra cash lying around? Wish you could spend it on me? It's a common feeling.
Introducing: the Dale Cooper Wish List. I need books that I cannot afford, so if you get them for me that would be, like, totally awesome. Every person who gets me a book will receive a personalized thank you photograph of me masturbating to the particular book that he/she bought, as well as a hand-written note!
Act now, before all of the books get bought up for me, because, naturally, everyone is going to want to do this.
My first scene has gone live on Randy Blue. Isn't that exciting? If you're a fan of chiaroscuro then maybe head over and check out the photo shoot.
I also got a twitter.
I've got something else on the Huffington Post now: Queer Money.
New section: Extra Credit!
And the first entry: "Thus Spake Zarathustra" Chapter Title or Pornographic Film?
The sissy dude over at sissydude.com seems to like the cut of my jib. Thanks, sissy.
Anteros Media launches today. Isn't that exciting? It features my disembodied voice reading erotica and also videos of me having sex.
Anteros is the Greek god of requited love. So, to celebrate, here is a love letter generated by a computer to its love-object:
You had no idea I was a Gay Voice, did you? Readers of Huffington Post, or, as they affectionately call it, the HufflePuff (I'm told), were already aware of this. If you weren't, then where could you possibly get your news from? The original websites HP aggregates from?
My head is still a-spinnin' from all them bike wheels a-turnin'. To celebrate, Mighty Men released a video featuring myself and everyone's favorite size-14 shoed porn star. Also: there are no words for the below image:
No words. None.
Did you know I am an official member of the Press Corps for AIDS LifeCycle11? I am just as floored as you are. Want to follow along? I will be guest blogging over at Big Shoe Diaries and on the AIDS LifeCycle Experience website. Super exciting.
What's going on in Room 742? Check it out at Ray Dragon Media. Looks a lot like another porno featuring yours truly. It just hit the shelves and I hope y'all enjoy it. Truly.
I did some "art" for an artist. You can find it in the / Manscape section of the website. Or right here, below:
Happy May Day!
I give you DUCKY., .jpg version:
Fucking amazing, right? You want some for yourself? Head over to Project365 and get you some. Thanks, George G!
Also, courtesy of Bigshoediaries, some bejewelin':
I dressed up like GRINDR for this most recent Raw. Here's the grinding I got while I was working:
Traveler: Hot! ;-) Are you really working Cobalt?!! You're a dual professional! ;-)
JJ: Hey man. How's it going? (pic) (pic)
Ste: cute pic mate
Charlie: Haha saw you at cobalt!
Gold Star: Disney would be much better with characters like u.
Hi How r u Nice body man (pic)
G: Hey what's up
Things are about to get real. I am now a live cam model for Randy Blue. Isn't that exciting? If you can't afford it put me on layaway. Also check out Colby Keller and my cam show on there, which happens regularly. There's probably some apparatus on the site that will let you know when we're on or something.
S2R update: PENETRATED. Took me a while, sorry. Not like you'll read it, anyway.
"Still sporting a # white brief, a hipster version of Jake Gyllenhaal, a key to take TwitPics of his hairy legs in the bath, a day after cooked. After a good two minutes to play with us and black ducks, smile with the blur, full of plastic underpants, his mustache is becoming less and less innocent, and that is soaring in the wild briefs, where the porn Dale Cooper shakes down in the middle of her back jets reciprocal of soapy water and cum.
Dale go, we both listen to Idioteque, come play in my bathtub, just cum in my bathtub, my roommate as she likes ducks. I promise I will buy the bubble bath Spider-Man."
Je vous remercie, je pense.
Mercy, the intersection of Me and Internet has seen a lot of traffic lately. In addition to that black and white thing below, something else happened. I am featured (mostly penetrated, but I hear that's in this year) in Dirty Director, from Ray Dragon Media and Jake Deckard. Those boys can be rough, let me tell ya.
Here is a picture of me sporting Colby Keller's cum:
And here's a pretty poster.
From the creator of BUNNY.
Oh man. I have just been so busy. Sorry I didn't call. It won't happen again.
I guess there are some updates:
I did some work with Men.com, too. That's out in the future, probably. Check it out, if you're in to that kind of thing.
Übermensch and belletrist Colby Keller and I do this thing sometimes on the internet, where you get to watch us do dirty things to one another. If your travels through the ether bring you to Randy Blue Live, stop by and give us a "Howdy, y'all!"
Oh, I also danced at Raw (again) in DC (I know) the last Saturday in March. Sorry if I spilled finger paint on you. Sorry if you didn't get to finger paint me. I'll be doing it again in April, so instead of spending the weekend at B. Dalton's (again) browsing the used CD racks and checking out the otter over in the Cookbook section, consider giving me singles.
S2R update: PREDATION.
"I didn't know what hate felt like, not the hate that comes after love. It's huge and desperate and it longs to be proved wrong. And every day it's proved right it grows a little more monstrous. If the love was passion, the hate will be obsession. A need to see the once-loved weak and cowed beneath pity. Disgust is close and dignity is far away. The hate is not only for the once loved, it's for yourself too; how could you ever have loved this?"
- Jeanette Winterson
"As your lover describes you, so you are."
- Jeanette Winterson
Happy VD! Isn't it funny how you may be in another place, or you may say that you are happy, but it's always the one who took your heart who has final say? I wouldn't have signed that contract, but signing is easy and thrilling and fun and smells like fate. Oh, well.
There's now a section for whenever I cook something ridiculous.
In 2010, Cosmopolitan magazine asked 51 bachelors from across the United States: "Do you manscape?"
Also: don't cough so hard that you puncture your lung.
S2R update: KILLER APP.
Gay men use so many words.
S2R update: GRINDR HACK.
There are now superheroes with safer sex superpowers.
I started a project called Send 2 Receive. You can find it on the navigation bar on the left. It's not really all that interesting. Maybe.
I'm going to be dancing at Raw on NYE in DC. Bring singles.
Users on Porn Hub seem to think my visage in my first porno, a la Ray Dragon Media, is reminiscent of the Prince of Persia. Y'all sure know how to make a greenhorn feel welcome, though the only prince I'm familiar with is this one.
Someone brought to my attention that I have been blogged about on the Manhunt blog, which I think is probably a good thing. Many thanks to Colby Keller for the birthday memories, the tasty, tasty cake, and his seemingly endless supply of handsome.
The website is officially up and running.